I am sorry I couldn't hear you through your toupee. The bleach blond that you clearly are not has made you look sick. Orange? Really? are you making a career transition from the Wonka Chocolate Factory to an office job? Stop. The. Madness.
Why do men do that? I mean seriously. Your hair is brown, the dead beaver on your head is red. It doesn't match. Take it off. What's wrong with a bald head. Bald heads are in style they are rather sexy. I mean hello? Bruce Willis? Hot! Michael Jordan? Hot! Britney Spears? She has a weave now and doesn't count. She is a girl. Sean Connery? HOT! You, with the dead mink on your head? No, not hot. Get rid of the dead animal on your head and trust me. The girls? They'll come a running!
Oh women, you are NOT excused at all. Not everyone has to be a bleached burned out blond with a bad tan. Brunettes are attractive. Umm, Demi Moore? Megan Fox? Angelina Jolie? Dude they are brunettes and they are pretty. Back away from the peroxide, PLEASE. Allow your hair to be it's natural color and become the mysterious dark brunette. I won't go there with bad wigs and weaves. And, ye, I have liscense to talk.
This receptionist has seen it al land sometimes it hard to ignore. HARD, I tell you. Especially if you are so much better and prettier than that. STOP THE MADNESS. Yes, we do talk about you and so does everyone else. What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN!
You are orange not tan. Subtly is the name of the game. There is nothing wrong with a little glow, but you look like you have been rolling around in georgia red clay. That is NOT a tan, it's a bad day at a mud bath.
Just thought you should know.
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