Your office bitch takes it with no lube.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Work Hard Play Harder

Dear Office Bitch sans Lube,

I missed you and I am so glad you are back.

After a night of drunken tomfoolery on a work night I found myself in the bed of some I knew...well, only causally until ...uh...well, you know what I am saying.  Suddenly, it was 6:45am the next morning  and I am still in my work clothes from the night before and I didn't have time to go across town for another change of clothes. Well, I went to work in the same clothes I'd worn the day before. It was obvious to everyone that I did not make it home. Nothing is more humiliating then doing the walk of shame through your office.

Anyway, I work hard at doing my job and feel I should be able to play as hard as I like. In the event that it may happen again. What can I do to avoid that dark and shady walk on a Wednesday morning?

And DON'T take forever in answering please.

Pimpstress in Heels!

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