As we're all aware Secretary's Day is coming up. I have been told by a fellow co-worker that the Managing Partners will take the assistants and staff out to lunch. Now I'd rather get a $50 coupon to a Spa Treatment than have to socialize with my superiors. How do I delicately find out what day this supposed gathering takes place so I can make I take that day off?
Signed,
Hoping and Wishing
Dear H &W,
Yeah I know I am posting this a bit late but I am bitter. You see all I got for Secretary's day was a "thank you" from my boss, a letter reminding me of how lucky I am to have a job in this economy and a mug with the companies logo on it (gag). There wasn't even a half stale muffin and cold coffee to call a free breakfast to munch on, so SHUT YOUR YAP.
(mutters) lunch or a spa certificate- HA!
--And scene
Good Love and Good Luck,
OB
if you'd like to send OB a letter please email it to Yourofficebtch@aol.com
Yep..
ReplyDeleteWhile the staff, Admins and PTB's all get to go out for a 2 hour grazing ...oh no...don't worry. The receptionist who is never sincerely invited is happy and grateful to stay and actually cover for you and do the work your sorry ass can't because you are too involved in making transportation arrangements for one and all.
Doggie Bag..Oh no..a cold burger and fries eaten at the desk on the sly is just fine.
Bitter?
No.
Realistic ?
You Bet.
Impressed ?
Bite Me.
Aunty Pol! you rock! you are now my new favorite person!
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