Your office bitch takes it with no lube.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Office Bitch Got a Letter

Dear Office Bitch,

My co-workers are a gem and hard-working but they always use their children as an excuse to not come in on snow days or to work overtime leaving their co-workers to pick up the slack. Being single and having paid attention in health class I don't have children (condoms). How do I gracefully opt out of being their "butt-boy" because of life decisions I've made?

Sincerely,

The Fruits of Your Womb are not My Problem

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