Well, in short, it's really about manners. If you want some advice on how to handle the assholes in your office, go ahead, ask me, your office bitch. You get two versions: what to do if you actually want to handle the problem and what to do if you want to leave your company in a humorous blaze of glory (i.e. get fired).
I know we are supposedly the lowest person on the totem pole but we are still the face and voice of your company. We deserve respect, if only because we know ALL of your dirty little secrets. Your mistress doesn't understand why you don't pick up the phone when she needs/loves you so much and likes to pour out all of her anxiety in to the ear of the compassionate patient person listening on the other end of the company line. Next time give her your blackberry number, thanks!
Who Am I?
Duh! Your Office Bitch
I am your anonymous run of the mill receptionist who knows all, sees all, does all because it's just easier for you to press "zero" rather than taking the extra 5 seconds to look it up yourself, but then if you did do that I wouldn't have a job.
I take all your crap without complaint all day long and do it with a smile. I am your office bitch and I take all and without lube.
Where am I located ?
Not telling! I am still a receptionist and I still need my job!
Why am I doing this?
To vent! Can't you tell? And to perhaps have just a little bit of tongue in cheek fun.
Dear OB,
ReplyDeleteAgain thank you . I have also started a blog to vent, and now it is more of the generalized .." Yeah this shit/you really pissed me off today.
Feel free to drop by.
www.auntypolknowsitall.blogspot.com
and remember..the phrase that pays is one of the following:
" An emergency on your part doesn't necessarily mean a problem on mine"
or
" You may either hold, leave a voice mail or call back. If I didn't mention cussing me out , it's not an option for you and I will hang up ."
Have a great weekend