Manners

Generally we receptionists must put up with all sorts of rude behavior which I fully intend to report, but I have to tell you bodily functions are the unspoken terrors of our desk. 

Please do not do the following:

1. Come to the reception area to fart because you don't want to do it in the conference room. No one asked you to eat the three cheese vegetable omelette before you came into work this morning. I know it was you and it is going to take at least month for my nose hair to grow back. NOT CUTE.

2. Hand me a  document a second  after you have blown your nose. I do not want your germs nor did I appreciate the fact that you left snot on the left hand corner of the paper.

3. When calling please try to keep the belching to a minimum, as it may sound sexy  to you it only serves to make me gag especially when you do it in my ear  over the phone. Nasty, just nasty.

4. Ok, there is at least a two feet wide and sometimes four feet high barrier between you and me. If I can smell your breath from three feet away you need not only to go to a dentist, but see a doctor about the thing that up and died in your stomach.

Ok I am done with my ranting for today.