I know, I know, I have fallen down on the job, skirt up...

...but I actually fell. I SWEAR! Besides, no body finds full body spanx attractive even if it is a size small. I stay under the radar here. There is not one executive that I work for that finds me remotely attractive and it shall stay that way. I never glam at work.

Oh yeah, I know I suck! I have stated this time and again. I bet you've been wondering where I've been? Well...I've been around, just really busy. You see The Man is watching my back and, believe it or not, occasionally, life intrudes just when you are about to get into your stride. So, YES, I got your hate mail and, yes, I am here to answer all of your questions about office etiquette, but I can't answer questions if you don't email them to me. So email me or don't complain if you don't see no posts! yourofficebtch@aol.com


Just a quick answer to a one line question I got recently. What do I do when I get bored? Surf the Internets! DUH!

here are a few of my favorite sites:

http://www.fmylife.com/

http://www.dlisted.com/

and when I need some Internet Prozac:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

those of you who cannot appreciate the genius of LOL cats can suck it.

Thank you and have a nice day!